“Whether you know it or not, you’re in the Quiet Car,” the conductor announced.
“That means you have made a commitment to silence. The first obligation is to shut off your cell phones. And just because the train stops at a station doesn’t give you the right to turn it back on to listen to your messages. The phone is off for the duration. If by some mistake you didn’t turn it off completely and it rings, you’re not allowed to answer it.
“But don’t worry about not having anything to do. The way this train has been running, we’ll most likely have an eventful trip. We’ve lost our electricity two times on the way here. There’s a good chance we might lose it again. There seems to be more electricity in the sky than in the wires.
“Don’t blame it on Amtrak. Blame it on Con Edison, then the weather. Amtrak isn’t responsible. We guarantee you a safe ride. But if you look at your ticket, you’ll notice there’s no fine print guaranteeing we’ll get you to your destination on time. Luckily, the driver used the train’s momentum to coast into the stations.
“Also, it was helpful that we were going downhill. Unfortunately, the remaining part of our trip is uphill. We’ll just have to wait for the electricity to get turned back on. How long that’ll take, I couldn’t tell you. I work for Amtrak, not Con Edison or the Weather Channel. So thank you for you cooperation. I hope I can thank you again for it when we’re stuck.”
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Great story. I live in the city as well and I love the public transportation. Although, the recent blizzard really made it treacherous and I think we need more responders onsite to help alleviate the pressures. I think it’s a bid ridiculous that ambulances can’t reach people in need etc.
Love this short post! I laughed out loud at the part about going downhil being easy but going uphill will have to wait for the power to come back on. Brilliant!
I wish they had a quiet car on the train I take. Funny post
Love this!
cute!this post says something about discipline, shut up your cellphones whew its the hardest thing to do right?…it happens in life.
I laughed out loud at the part about going downhil being easy but going uphill will have to wait for the power to come back on.