The woman comes into the New York restaurant where I work
and is reading a poetry magazine. “Say,” I say, “is
that some sort of poetry magazine?” “Yeah,” she says.
“I like Billy Collins,” I say.
“Yeah?” she says.
“Yeah,” I say. “But don’t you think Poetry is Dead, kinda?”
“Not really,” she says, and she gives me facts and
figures and numbers to prove her point, which I have
since forgotten. Then she asks me if I’ve read
that John Ashberry article, you know,
the one in The New Yorker? “Oh yeah,” I say, “that
was a great article! I liked how at the end there was
a flashback to when he was young and struggling, for I
myself am young and struggling.” The woman smiles
and picks at her pea salad with the dill yogurt dressing
on top. Then we talk about Billy Collins some more,
and then this woman says, “You should read Elizabeth
Bishop.” “Okay,” I say, “yeah, I know her, but only when
she gets her stuff published in The New Yorker. Published
from purgatory, rather – she’s dead, right?” The woman
smiles and says, “You’re a bit of poet yourself, aren’t you?”
“Oh jeez,” I say, and my face blooms crimson, “I wish.
But I don’t know. I don’t really write poems. They’re
more like, I don’t know – maybe I’m a storyteller, really.
My lack of poetic skill is what keeps me from being a poet.
My similes are like…well…they’re like…they’re like, bad!
And my metaphors are…they are boulders of…of terribleness!
So no, I’m not a poet. I wish I were. Once I thought I was.
I won an award for poetry in college. It was called The Hopwood.
Ever heard of it? I went to Michigan. Yeah, uh, Go Blue!
But see, I wrote my prose when I was sober, during the day,
and my poetry at night, when I was drunk. And when my poetry
won…well, it was great for the ego, but not for the drinking!
Anyways. Enough about me. Are you done with your salad?”
She paid, smiled, and left.
“Who was that?” I asked my boss.
“That was Alice Quinn,” my boss replied, “she’s the Poetry
Editor at The New Yorker.” “Oh jeez,” I said, “I hope she’s
not mad because I said that part about how Poetry is Dead.”
“I doubt it,” my boss replied, which was confirmed that
weekend when The New York Times Book Review printed
a gushing review on its front page of a new book of
previously unpublished work by Elizabeth Bishop,
edited by Alice Quinn, who clearly has better things to
worry about then whether some stupid fucking waiter
thought Poetry was Dead, kinda.