Astronomical Odds

by

04/06/2006

New Orleans

Neighborhood: Letter From Abroad

The odds for winning the Powerball are146 million to one. I would suppose that finding the winning ticket lying on the street would be a million times the 146 million to one. But I do propose to you the question of how likely it would be for a mayoral candidate of New Orleans to be walking in downtown Baton Rouge eighty miles away from his opposition and stumbling upon said competitor’s schedule for the day?

And yet, there it was. Letters to be mailed to supporters and an opening speech for this evening’s debates. Where is Mr. Landrieu at this very moment? Well until 4:30 CDT he is preparing for a debate. At 4:30 he will be in the Magnolia room at the Hilton Riverside then off to the Royal Sonesta Grand Ballroom for the debate. Mr. Landrieu will then cap his evening off at the Windsor Court to raise funds.

What does the small guy do with such material? Well if he is an honest man, and yes a fool, he calls the person who lost the material and returns it. And that is what I did. Nonetheless it did occur to me to redraft tonight’s speech for him to see how he could handle himself unscripted for a moment. It would have been fun but what would such an act prove?

Meanwhile, Candidate Adriani is on foot in Baton Rouge while more nails are removed from his tires. I should have bought a couple of pin cushions to ride upon. There is one thing for certain: Mitch Landrieu does not worry about flat tires and moreover he does not know that the little guy who runs against him would have loved to use the schedule he found against his opponent.

Comments
Rate Story
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
Loading...

§ Leave a Reply

Other Stories You May Like

Nearby Letter From Abroad Stories

Floor Pounding Polkas: A Croatian Wedding Story

by

Joseph ventures across the GW Bridge to a Croatian wedding fest

Rita: A Baton Rouge Diary, Part 6

by

No rest for the weary: Johnny finally returns to NO, and it seems mere moments pass before he has to evacuate again

Golf is Vile: A Jock Opera in the land of Sir and Ma’am

by Thomas Beller

A golf course is nature in stiletto heels. It is nature in stage make-up, nature strapped down and held in place.

A Blues Clues Companion Was I

by

A New Jersey grandmother goes into a dissociative trance as she keeps pace with her infant grandson

I know it sounds kind of cliché…

by

Don't try to read it from beginning to end: The entire email exchange between 2 people on the cusp of an illicit affair