Thomas Beller

Bio

Thomas Beller is the author of two work of fiction, "Seduction Theory," "The Sleep-Over Artist," and a collection of essays, "How To Be a Man." He was Co-founder and editor Open City Magazine and founded Mr. Beller's Neighborhood,. He is a contributing editor at Travel and Leisure Magazine, teaches creative writing at Tulane University and lives with his wife and children in New Orleans and New York.

Website

http://www.thomasbeller.com

Stories

Scaffolding

From Featured &Financial District about , , , ,
Published on: 04/18/2013

To The Basketball Playing Men and Women of Letters

From All Over &Brooklyn &Brooklyn Heights &Caroll Gardens &Carroll Gardens &Manhattan &Upper West Side &West Village about , , , , , ,
Published on: 03/14/2012

Reading series: Wednesday! 8pm

From Other
Published on: 12/12/2010

Mr. Beller’s Neighborhood Tenth Anniversary

From Uncategorized
Published on: 07/01/2010

Three Basketball Vignettes, 2001

From Chelsea &Featured &West Village about ,
Published on: 06/03/2010

Postcard From New Orleans

From Letter From Abroad about
Published on: 02/06/2010

Holden’s New York

From Central Park &Featured &Midtown about
Published on: 01/29/2010

Reading Series April 30th at Happy Ending Lounge

From Brooklyn
Published on: 01/22/2010

Two Readings This Week: St. Marks Books, Housing Works Cafe

From Greenwich Village
Published on: 09/07/2009

Street Ball

From West Village about , ,
Published on: 08/09/2009

The Sadistic Pleasures of the Guggenheim Café

From Upper East Side about
Published on: 07/19/2009

Upcoming Readings

From West Village about
Published on: 07/05/2009

An Evening With the Nichiren Shoshu of America, 1980

From Across the River &Brooklyn about
Published on: 12/07/2008

Susan Connell-Mettauer RIP

From East Village about
Published on: 06/08/2008

The Fool of Abingdon Square Park

From Manhattan about
Published on: 06/08/2008

The Calypso Women

From Upper East Side about , , ,
Published on: 02/03/2008

The Stuff of Life

From West Village about ,
Published on: 12/31/2006

Pursuits

From West Village about ,
Published on: 09/15/2006

Bye, Bye Buffa’s, Hello Wal-Mart

From Bronx about
Published on: 09/03/2006

The Chain Dance

From West Village about
Published on: 07/31/2006

Mr. Beller’s Neighborhood’s Greatest Hits: A Truncated Retrospective

From Multiple &SoHo about , , , ,
Published on: 06/09/2006

Playing Games With Kamran Shirazi

From West Village about ,
Published on: 06/04/2006

Earth First (And Last)

From West Village about
Published on: 06/04/2006

Christina Ricci’s Primal Scream

From West Village about
Published on: 06/04/2006

Bad Public Art

From East Village about
Published on: 06/04/2006

Throw The Drummer A Bone

From East Village about
Published on: 06/04/2006

Very Old Stones at the Mercury Lounge

From Lower East Side about
Published on: 06/04/2006

Robert Longo On Shooting And Movies

From Lower East Side about ,
Published on: 06/04/2006

Juvenalia

From Lower East Side about
Published on: 06/04/2006

Platza at the Russian Baths

From Lower East Side about
Published on: 06/04/2006

A Biker in the City

From Midtown about
Published on: 06/03/2006

Vassar College: Reunions R Us

From Midtown about
Published on: 06/03/2006

Homesteading the Intellectual Prairie

From Midtown about ,
Published on: 06/03/2006

Cat Fantasia

From Chelsea about
Published on: 06/03/2006

A Face in the Crowd

From Chelsea about
Published on: 06/03/2006

Mr. Brownstone

From West Village about
Published on: 06/03/2006

Joseph Mitchell and Joe Gould’s Secret

From West Village about ,
Published on: 06/03/2006

Bank Robber

From Upper West Side about ,
Published on: 05/31/2006

The Problem With T-Shirts

From Upper West Side about
Published on: 05/31/2006

The Man in the Pinstriped Suit

From Midtown about ,
Published on: 05/31/2006

The Kitchen at Le Cirque

From Midtown about
Published on: 05/31/2006

Big Fat Love

From Upper West Side about
Published on: 05/31/2006

The Eyes Wide Shut Party

From Midtown about
Published on: 05/31/2006

The Slump at Shea

From Midtown about
Published on: 05/31/2006

The Quintessential

From Midtown about , ,
Published on: 05/31/2006

Brooks Brothers in the Tropics

From Midtown about ,
Published on: 05/31/2006

Mizrahi to Mirabella: Condolences

From Midtown about
Published on: 05/31/2006

Biographer’s Lunch

From Midtown about ,
Published on: 05/31/2006

The Cosmo Girl And The Wet Spot

From Midtown about
Published on: 05/31/2006

iPod on the Tracks

From Upper East Side about ,
Published on: 05/23/2006

The Truth Hurts: Fiction, Memoir, and Publishing Today

From Financial District about
Published on: 05/12/2006

Whose Afraid of Johnny Depp?

From Letter From Abroad &West Village about
Published on: 05/09/2006

Tiny Inhuman Pauses

From West Village about
Published on: 03/04/2006

Mother Goes To Hollywood

From Upper West Side about , ,
Published on: 03/02/2006

Transit Strike In The Diamond District

From Midtown about
Published on: 02/10/2006

The Touch Artist

From Upper East Side about ,
Published on: 02/02/2006

The Lady With The Cupcake

From West Village about ,
Published on: 01/08/2006

The Toy Collector

From West Village about , ,
Published on: 12/11/2005

Marv Albert and The Stoop to Nowhere

From Midtown about , ,
Published on: 11/17/2005

From East Village about
Published on: 10/20/2005

Introduction to Katrina: A Baton Rouge Diary

From Letter From Abroad about
Published on: 09/10/2005

Footlight Records

From East Village about
Published on: 06/17/2005

Manhattan Ate My Car

From West Village about
Published on: 05/02/2005

The View From My Mother’s Hospital Room

From Upper East Side about
Published on: 04/25/2005

Tulips in the Dark

From West Village about
Published on: 04/20/2005

Roshomon on the 1/9 Train

From Upper West Side
Published on: 02/16/2005

All Hail Pale Male

From Upper East Side about ,
Published on: 12/16/2004

Memoirs of the Kerry Administration

From Uncategorized about , ,
Published on: 11/04/2004

“Thank you for helping save democracy.”

From Uncategorized
Published on: 10/31/2004

The Kerry Pumpkin and Realistic Street

From Uncategorized
Published on: 10/30/2004

Talking to Folmar Gun & Pawn, in Tallahassee, FL.

From Uncategorized
Published on: 10/19/2004

Where is Peter Sellers When You Need Him?

From Uncategorized
Published on: 10/19/2004

The Other Sinclair

From Manhattan
Published on: 10/12/2004

Driving with Signs

From Uncategorized
Published on: 10/12/2004

The G.O.P Comes to Town. Town says…

From Manhattan about
Published on: 09/16/2004

Bjork in New York.

From All Over &Manhattan about
Published on: 08/26/2004

Esteban Vicente Works Alone

From Midtown about
Published on: 08/11/2004

Strikers in an Alley

From Manhattan
Published on: 06/28/2004

An Interview With Mr. Softee

From Manhattan about
Published on: 06/08/2004

Closing Time

From West Village
Published on: 05/11/2004

Golf is Vile: A Jock Opera in the land of Sir and Ma’am

From Letter From Abroad about
Published on: 04/07/2004

Portrait of The Bagel as a Young Man

From Upper West Side about , , ,
Published on: 03/29/2004

A Conversation with Richard Ashcroft

From All Over about
Published on: 03/08/2004

Mel Gibson’s Passion for Blood

From Across the River about
Published on: 02/22/2004

Something About Turtles

From Central Park about
Published on: 02/14/2004

Holiday Pets (Upper East Side Dogs)

From Upper East Side about
Published on: 12/19/2003

The Hummer Files

From All Over about
Published on: 11/14/2003

George Plimpton

From Upper East Side about
Published on: 10/13/2003

Russian President Putin Stops for a Donut in Chelsea

From Chelsea about
Published on: 09/28/2003

Village Car Wash

From Tribeca about
Published on: 06/08/2003

The Best Sushi In New York

From East Village about
Published on: 06/08/2003

Horsing Around With Jason Kidd

From Across the River &Letter From Abroad about
Published on: 06/06/2003

War and Peace in Bryant Park

From Manhattan about
Published on: 06/03/2003

From SoHo about
Published on: 05/22/2003

side stage and backstage at the jicks may 15 Irving Plaza

From Gramercy Park about
Published on: 05/17/2003

The Ghost of Rem Koolhaas

From Greenwich Village about
Published on: 05/13/2003

The Return of John Starks

From Uncategorized about
Published on: 05/07/2003

The Auditioners

From Manhattan about
Published on: 05/06/2003

John Epperson

From Uncategorized
Published on: 04/22/2003

The Post-Breakup Drugs (feat. Kyp Malone from TV ON THE RADIO, at Clovis Books)

From Brooklyn &Williamsburg about
Published on: 04/22/2003

Neighborhood Reading 4/23

From Greenwich Village
Published on: 04/21/2003

One Hour Till Midnight at the Post office

From Chelsea about
Published on: 04/16/2003

Scumbags with Cameras

From Upper West Side about
Published on: 04/02/2003

Notes and Pictures From An Anti-War Rally

From Manhattan about
Published on: 03/24/2003

Any Given Sunday

From Brooklyn &Caroll Gardens about
Published on: 03/03/2003

Reading This Sunday

From Brooklyn
Published on: 02/13/2003

Introduction to the Brooklyn Maps

From Uncategorized
Published on: 02/01/2003

Becoming A Badass

From East Village about
Published on: 01/31/2003

Kristopher Medina: Stunt Double

From Greenwich Village about
Published on: 01/20/2003

A few scenes from the Pen Literary Gala

From Upper West Side about
Published on: 01/20/2003

Rent-Controlled Dreams

From Brooklyn &Williamsburg about
Published on: 01/07/2003

9/11 Archive

From Multiple &World Trade Center about
Published on: 12/26/2002

Not Far From Heaven

From West Village about
Published on: 12/02/2002

Neighborhood Dogs: Drawings by Elisah Cooper

From All Over &Multiple about
Published on: 12/02/2002

Among The Thugs, Part Two

From Letter From Abroad about
Published on: 11/23/2002

Bjork Brawl

From Chelsea about
Published on: 11/15/2002

Violins at School

From Harlem about
Published on: 11/14/2002

Applause

From Central Park about
Published on: 11/03/2002

The Whiffle Ball Kid

From East Village about
Published on: 10/25/2002

Inside Inside.com

From Chelsea about
Published on: 10/25/2002

Half-Time Show at the Jets Game

From Letter From Abroad &Outer Boroughs about , , , , ,
Published on: 10/24/2002

Tillary Street Basketball Court

From Brooklyn about
Published on: 10/15/2002

Death of of a New Master

From East Village about
Published on: 10/11/2002

Robert Kennedy Saved From Drowning

From West Village about
Published on: 10/11/2002

Interview with Fran Lebowitz

From Upper East Side about
Published on: 10/11/2002

The Blind Chinese Bibliophile

From Across the River &Letter From Abroad about
Published on: 09/18/2002

David Brown’s Flower Shop

From West Village about
Published on: 09/18/2002

Camera Store For Sale

From West Village about
Published on: 09/09/2002

Dear Readers: About the Redesign

From Uncategorized
Published on: 08/23/2002

A Rape and A Fire, Then Starbucks

From Upper East Side about
Published on: 06/16/2002

Full Court

From West Village about
Published on: 04/03/2002

Bleeker St. & Hudson St.

From Uncategorized
Published on: 03/18/2002

Liv Ullman’s Mouth

From Upper West Side about
Published on: 02/12/2002

From Uncategorized
Published on: 02/04/2002

Before and After: Stories From New York

From All Over about
Published on: 02/04/2002

The Intervention

From West Village about
Published on: 01/20/2002

Lenny the Rage

From Chelsea about
Published on: 01/02/2002

Among the Thugs, Part I

From Letter From Abroad &Midtown about
Published on: 01/02/2002

Memo to CBS: Electronic Ed is your man!

From West Village about
Published on: 01/02/2002

The Limousine

From Uncategorized about
Published on: 01/02/2002

Being An Oasis Fan Means Never Having To Say You’re Sorry

From Letter From Abroad &Midtown about
Published on: 01/01/2002

jerrod

From Uncategorized
Published on: 01/01/2002

“The Burning Wall” at Film Forum, Through December 3rd

From Manhattan about
Published on: 11/26/2001

The View From Staten Island

From All Over &Staten Island about
Published on: 11/11/2001

The Lighted Window

From All Over &Manhattan about
Published on: 10/27/2001

Bonnie Slotnick’s Cookbooks and the Feminine Mystique

From Manhattan &West Village about , , , ,
Published on: 10/21/2001

Letter from San Francisco

From Letter From Abroad about
Published on: 10/15/2001

Gotta Knit

From Greenwich Village about
Published on: 10/11/2001

the 911 call

From Uncategorized about
Published on: 10/01/2001

Life and Debt and Stephanie Black

From All Over &Manhattan about
Published on: 09/26/2001

He was on the 81st Floor of Two World Trade Center

From World Trade Center about
Published on: 09/11/2001

Long Term Professional Service

From World Trade Center about
Published on: 09/11/2001

Something about Ricky Powell, via a guy named Mike

From Greenwich Village
Published on: 07/07/2001

Alicia Keys Visits Prince

From Across the River about
Published on: 06/26/2001

Mountain At Charles Lane

From West Village about
Published on: 06/03/2001

Carla Gahr’s “Sweet People”

From Union Square about
Published on: 05/07/2001

Hemut Lang speaks

From SoHo about
Published on: 05/01/2001

The End of the Affair

From Manhattan about
Published on: 04/18/2001

Calese Becker: The Poetics Of Smell

From Murray Hill about
Published on: 01/02/2001

Shoot out

From Upper East Side about ,
Published on: 01/02/2001

Press Clips

From Uncategorized
Published on: 01/02/2001

The Last Days of Shakespeare & Co.

From Upper West Side about
Published on: 01/01/2001

Gallagher’s: A Brief History Of Now

From East Village about , , , , ,
Published on: 08/04/2000

John Epperson: The Real As Imitation

From West Village about , , ,
Published on: 06/03/2000

Leonardo DiCaprio and Clair Danes in Baz Luhrman’s “Romeo and Juliet”

From Across the River &Letter From Abroad
Published on: 06/01/2000

The Harmonie Club

From Upper East Side about
Published on: 06/01/2000

Chaplin on Broadway

From Upper West Side about , , , ,
Published on: 05/31/2000

Stephen Malkmus in the year 2000

From Across the River about ,
Published on: 04/01/2000

Helmut Lang: Clothes Unmake The Man

From West Village about ,
Published on: 08/04/1999

Controversial Porn

From Uncategorized about
Published on: 05/23/1999

Rome and the movies– PARTIAL

From Uncategorized
Published on: 01/01/1999

Lost and Found: Stories From New York

From Manhattan
Published on: 08/08/1998

The Hot Dog Wars

From Uncategorized
Published on: 03/02/1998

From Uncategorized
Published on: 01/01/1998

From Uncategorized
Published on: 01/01/1970

From Uncategorized
Published on: 01/01/1970

Frank Davidson

From Uncategorized
Published on: 01/01/1970

Advertise on Mr. Beller’s Neighborhood

From Uncategorized
Published on: 01/01/1970

From Uncategorized
Published on: 01/01/1970

Reading Series 3/12

From Lower East Side
Published on: 01/01/1970

Before and After: Stories From New York

From Uncategorized
Published on: 01/01/1970

Before and After: Stories From New York

From Uncategorized
Published on: 01/01/1970

Lost And Found: Stories From New York

From Brooklyn
Published on: 01/01/1970

From Uncategorized
Published on: 01/01/1970

Books

  • Before & After: Stories from New York - Thomas Beller
  • Lost and Found: Stories from New York (Vol. 2)  (Mr. Beller\'s Neighborhood) - Thomas Beller
  • The Sleep-Over Artist: Fiction - Thomas Beller
  • Seduction Theory: Stories - Thomas Beller