Postcard From New Orleans

by

02/06/2010

Neighborhood: Letter From Abroad

1. My first night back in New Orleans I get pulled over by a police car. It's night at the edge of the French Quarter.

2. From amidst flashing blue lights, pierced by that one super bright lamp the cops shine into the car, a figure emerges. I am alone.

3. "I'm sorry," I say. "I for some reason thought you were parked." "I was in the turn lane," he says.

4. He peers into the back of the car. A baby seat, a suitcase, a bulging black garbage bag, an air mattress. "Your license please."

5. "What's your first name?" he asks. If this is an attempt to determine if I am drunk, it is setting the bar very low. Why this question?

6. "Thomas," I say. And then, perhaps in apology for that innate pang of pride that I have answered correctly, I add, "I teach at Tulane."

7. "What do you teach?" he asks. When I tell him he says, "Interesting." "Why?" I say. "You working on a novel?" He sighs deeply.

8. "I want to," he says. "But I don't know where to start." "Starting is difficult, "I say. "Do you have a character in mind?"

9. "I have a voice. But not really a character." For five minutes we discuss writing. The problems. At some point he hands me my license.»

Postcard From New Orleans
NOPD Police Line by Brendan Riley

10. I tell him to look me up anytime he wants to talk. I ask his name. He says it. "Blumfeld?" I say? No, he corrects my pronunciation.

11. "I'm serious, look me up," I say. "OK," he says. I want to ask, "What is the novel about?" I don't. He looks pensive, concerned.

12. Maybe I am afraid he doesn't know. But do I know what mine is about? We part warmly. "Good bye, Thomas," he says. He turns off the light.

Thomas Beller is a writer and founder and co-editor of Open City magazine and mrbellersneighborhood.com. He teaches creative writing at Tulane University, and you can read his tweets at twitter.com/thomasbeller.

Comments
Rate Story
1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (No Ratings Yet)
Loading ... Loading ...

§ Leave a Reply

Other Stories You May Like

Nearby Letter From Abroad Stories

New Orleans is Dead

by

Cleaning up what is left of the Adriani home, plus reasons why rebuilding is not going to happen any time soon

Christmas in New Orleans

by

FEMA trucks are putting up Christmas wreaths and Santa is on his way, once again, to New Orleans

New Orleans: Election Day

by

Johnny Adriani has not been elected Mayor of New Orleans. But he has a great story to tell, and Election Day is the best part

People Tell You That You Are Losing Weight And You Don’t Care: Politics and the Mayoral Election in New Orleans

by

Former NO mayoral candidate and regular MBN contributor Adriani offers an analysis of the recent election result

Mr B at Mo Pitkin’s on Avenue A

by

The start of a new reading series

Inside the Gore War Room on Election Night

by

The Interminable Election

The View From Long Island Part Ii

by

Patriotism on the Island

Dear NYK People

by

Dear American peopleDear NYK peopleTen years ago I wrote my emotion published on this web place.Ten years after, my [...]

Rita: A Baton Rouge Diary, Part 6

by

No rest for the weary: Johnny finally returns to NO, and it seems mere moments pass before he has to evacuate again

You’re in the Quiet Car

by

Hal takes dictation in a modern-day totalitarian regime hosted by Amtrak